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The Virgin Romance Novelist
Title: The Virgin Romance Novelist
Author: Meghan Quinn
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Cover Designer: Meghan Quinn
Release Date: April 2nd, 2015
Synopsis: Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch... Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave? God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch. I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience. My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
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Rosie has a plan, to write a romance novel. This shouldn’t be an issue since she is a writer and love’s a good romance. As she begins to write she realizes it is a huge problem, she is a virgin and has no experience with love or with men. When I decided to read this one I thought it would be a sweet story about finding love, and it is but what really steals the show is the wit and humor.
“Not that it’s any of your business, but I was referring to a lady’s peaceful pleasure garden.”
Rosie is hilarious and reading about her attempts at writing her romance novel had me cracking up. I loved her quick wit and thought process.
In an attempt to gain knowledge so she can write her novel she decides to start dating. Her friends are very generous and decide to help. Henry, her roommate and best friend, is more than happy to help, but as her “lessons” continue he realizes he should be with Rosie.
“I’m such a dumbass,” he confessed. “Why?” “For waiting this long. I should have done this the first day I met you.”
Watching these two navigate their friendship and feelings was sweet, funny and even cheesy at times, but I loved it! I felt like Rosie was your typical naïve virgin, but she came across as so endearing. You can’t help but champion Rosie.
Despite it being a little cheesy I was in love with this story. I love laughing, it is seriously one of my favorite things, so I felt like this could easily be a 5 star read for me. However at the end I felt like there was some unnecessary drama added that just upset me too much. Now this isn’t a reason to not read this story as it is very enjoyable. However, it was hard to overcome since I was so in love with Rosie.
My only wish is that things had been a little different at the end. As ridiculous as it sounds when I finished the story I was still thinking of this little mishap that completely overshadowed my happy little glow. In the end, I am so glad I read this and highly recommend it if you are in the mood for fun, witty, and sweet.
ARC kindly provided in exchange for an honest review.
Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if “It’s Raining Men” starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped. Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing… enter her first novel, Caught Looking. Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!
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